Somebody Should Tell Issa About This

From Hollywood Reporter

Billionaire Warren Buffett is the latest to appear in the season finale of The Office.
Buffett will play an unnamed character who is interviewing for the position recently vacated by Steve Carell's Michael Scott, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.
 
The seventh-season finale is an embarassment of riches for the veteran NBC comedy, which already has Ricky Gervais, Will Arnett, Catherine Tate, Jim Carrey, Ray Romano and James Spader lined up.

Admission

Chelsea Handler admitted on Piers Morgan Tonight this week that she and 50Cent "dated very casually"

"We dated, very casually," Handler admitted. "He's a very sweet, nice guy... I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated."

"I don't really like when men buy me ridiculous gifts, especially when I don't know them well," Handler says, explaining that 50 Cent overly tried to woo her and she would end up returning his presents to him. "I can buy my own gifts. I really don't like gifts from rappers in general, since I'm not a hooker."

Handler and 50 Cent went their separate ways. She is now dating hotelier Andre Balazs who dated Uma Thurman.

Spiltsville!!!

Lady Gaga and her on again/off again boyfriend musician/bartender are over.  They split years ago and rekindled their relationship in summer 2010. 

Hayden Panettiere, 21 and Wladimir Klitschko, 35 after two years of dating are dunzo.  The couple blame the fact that they live on two different continents.   In case you were wondering Hayden is 5'1" and Wladimir is 6'5" and the question she was most asked by fans was how they managed to "do the do"...You know you were thinking the same thing. 

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli dated since 2006 including a brief split.  No reason was given for the split, in true Leo fashion. 

Back to Rehab

From People

Matthew Perry, who has struggled with prescription pills and alcohol in the past, is going back to a treatment facility as part of his ongoing recovery.

The Friends star, 41, confirms the move in a statement that ends with a Chandler Bing-style dry quip.

"I'm making plans to go away for a month to focus on my sobriety and to continue my life in recovery," he says. "Please enjoy making fun of me on the World Wide Web.”

Perry, who most recently appeared in Mr. Sunshine on ABC, was in rehab twice in 2001 and 1997.

A source tells PEOPLE, "There was no relapse," and that the actor plans to enter the facility shortly.

Word also came out today that "Mr. Sunshine " his most recent sitcom was cancelled by ABC

Ashton Kutcher IN On Two And A Half Men

Ashton Kutcher is replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men.  Negotiations came down to the last minute as Chuck Lorre, executive producer to the show was also talking to Hugh Grant about taking over the lead role and network upfronts (when the networks announce their new and returning fall shows) next week.  The clock was ticking pretty loud.  Jon Cryer (Duckie) and Angus T. Jones will be returning.  Ashton will reportedly receive a payday of $800,000 per episode which is just over half of the $1.4 million per episode that Charlie was making.


Of course Charlie Sheen couldn't leave this news without two cents...here it is.
"Ashton Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer. Oh wait, so am I!!" the actor griped Friday. "Enjoy the show America, Enjoy seeing 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB. Enjoy planet Chuck, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there."

Oprah Gets A Street, Plans To Return To Acting And Pisses Off Bulls Fans

Oprah had a street named after her in Chicago.  What took so long?  She's only been in town for 25 years.  The 100th block of North Carpenter Avenue in the city, which is the location of her chat show, has been renamed Oprah Winfrey Way.  Oprah also made it known that she's planning on devoting more time to making her OWN network as it's been struggling in the ratings.  But, her other plans include starring in a Broadway play she's reading scripts now.

From The Hollywood Reporter 

Is there anything Oprah Winfrey can't do?
The daytime queen has now forced the Chicago Bulls and Miami Heat to reschedule the first game of the Eastern Conference Finals, ESPN Radio reported.
The game was supposed to take place Tuesday in Chicago's United Center, but Winfrey is taping one of her last shows in the arena.
So now the Heat will meet the Bulls on Sunday.


TNT's studio commentator Charles Barkley told ESPN Radio how he found out about the rescheduling.
"We just got the e-mail saying we were supposed to start next Tuesday, but Oprah has it then," he said. "So they said, well let's do it Monday. Oprah is having one of her last shows, so she's got the United Center locked up. They're going to set up Monday and tape her show Tuesday. So they just sent out an e-mail and said prepare to go to Chicago and start Game 1 Sunday afternoon. They're going to move it up three days, for Oprah."


The double taping of The Oprah Winfrey Show at the United Center will air May 23-24, and the final episode airs May 25.
On Wednesday, Chicago Mayor Richard Daley honored Winfrey by naming a block in front of her Harpo Studios "Oprah Winfrey Way."

Real Housewives Lives Are Starting To Get Really Real From The OC To The ATL

Gretchen Rossi's boyfriend and serial Housewives dater Slade Smiley (she's #3) is in the news for being $140K behind in child support for his son who has brain cancer and medical bills nearing $1million.  RadarOnline.com has the full story.

Newest Housewife Peggy Tanous is about to be a Housewife without a house.  She's suing 3 banks that are trying to foreclose on her home in Newport Beach.  For all the details RadarOnline.com

Crunk & Disorderly has all the details of who Cynthia Bailey of Real Housewives of ATL was dating before she hooked up with Peter (Uncle Ben) Thomas. It's quite the list.