Totally Reasonable

Kim Kardashian's wedding is just over a week away and as any bride to be knows the last minute fitting is essential.  So, what does a girl do when she lives in Los Angeles and her designer is based out of NYC?  Take the red eye, of course. 

“I took the red-eye at midnight, landed at eight in the morning in New York, ran to Vera Wang for a dress fitting at 10 a.m., and then left at noon on another flight out,” says Kim.

“So I was literally in for an hour, back out. I spent like 11 hours on a plane just to spend three hours in New York.” But “it was so worth it,” she added of her whirlwind trip.

What Do I Spy With My Little Eye?

From GossipJacker


A new video has surfaced showing Linday Lohan making a very suspicious looking transaction on the street in front of a bar.

Lindsay Lohan hung out with new friends outside of Hal's Bar & Grill in Venice Beach ... not far from her home.

The 25-year-old actress kept busy writing in a notebook and smoking cigarettes ... while those around her kept watch.

At one point, Lindsay can be seen taking a small plastic bag from a mystery man. Once her friend inspected the goods, Lindsay handed over the cash to pay for it. Once her purchase was completed, she took time to chat with some young fans passing by.
After leaving Hal's, Lilo stayed mum about her undercover transaction

Lindsay's rep Steve Honig Say:
"The bag contained crystals that had been purchased for Lindsay at a local shop."

There's even video and that definitely looks like crystal but, not crystals...I'm just sayin'.  

And That's How You Do That!

The 4 night only concert in NYC that I told you Beyonce was putting on?  (click here) if you missed that.  Well, if you wanted to go I hope you bought your tix because the ALL 4 nights sold out in 22 SECONDS!!

Plea Deal

Back in March, Felicia "Snoop" Pearson known for her role on the critically acclaimed HBO show The Wire (watch it on Zip.ca, Netflix, or illegally download it...the show is incredible) click here to catch up.

Felicia was arrested as part of a drug ring bust and was adamant about her innocence.  Well, today she entered a not guilty plea and will receive 3 years probation for her role in the heroin drug ring bust. 

Arrest Details

Over the weekend Bog Boi was arrested for possession of a controlled substance click here if you missed that.  Well more details have come out with exactly how much drugs Big Boi was found with.  Big Boi was exiting a cruise ship in the port of Miami drug sniffing dogs reacted to him . Big Boi was patted down and the cops found 5.7 grams of MDMA in powder form, 3 pills of suspect ecstacy, 9 whole pills of Viagra and 2 [half-pills] of Viagra, and a cigarette roller with suspect marijuana residue, in his pockets.

Big Boi was charged with 3 counts of possession of narcotics and 1 count of possession of drug paraphernalia.

Remember Me?

Does she look familiar to you at all?  She had a HUGE hit in the 90's and made a stink on SNL by burning a photo of then Pope John Paul II.  It's Sinead O'Connor, like Nothing Compares 2 U Sinead O'Connor!!!  Yes, really.  I don't know what I'm going to look like in 20 years but, I'm pretty sure I won't be wearing a semi-sheer belly top...when I clearly have a Guiness Gut.

Sinead, now 44 was spotted singing back up in Ireland over the weekend at he Bray Summer Music Festival.  She released her last album in 2005.

Mark Your Calendars

To either watch or stay away from the TV.  E! has announced that Kim Kardashian's wedding to NBA player Kris Humphries will be televised.  Shocker I know.  Even though the nuptials are taking place less than two weeks from now (August 20th) It won't air until almost two months later and it's a 5 hour, 2 night ordeal...er, I mean event.

Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, which will air on E! Sunday, Oct. 9 at 8 p.m. and Monday, Oct. 10. At 9 p.m.

Maybe Baby?

Last week the "interweb" was swirling after seeing this photo.  Is our sweet little Jessica Simpson expecting?  Jessica's rep denied the rumours.  But, I've got another pic for you taken this past weekend and it's doing nothing to quiet the whispers.

See?  It doesn't really make sense since she should be slimming down for her wedding and after getting engaged had tweeted about working out with celeb trainer Tracy Anderson.  So, what do we think guys?  Knocked up or Bloated?

4 Night Stand

Beyoncé will take the stage at New York's famed Roseland Ballroom for four nights of special performances this month. The set on each night of the 4 Intimate Nights With Beyoncé concerts will be the entire collection of her critically acclaimed album, 4

For these four special nights, August 14, 16, 18 and 19, Beyoncé will perform her new songs to a standing room only audience.

Described by music critics as her most accomplished work yet, genre busting, bold and vibrant, 4 is a platform for the star to stretch her musical tastes and showcase her pitch-perfect voice. "What matters to Beyoncé is actually the music," states NPR. And The New York Times calls her "relentlessly perfect."

General ticket sales begin at 1PM EST on August 10 at Ticketmaster.

Going to be in NYC and absolutely going to attempt to get tickets. G$ & T$ this could be our Friday night date.   Yes, no, maybe so?

BUSTED!

You don't know how to party like Big Boi from Outkast.  

From TMZ

Big Boi, rapper for the popular group Outkast, was arrested in Miami today on charges of drug possession ... TMZ has learned.

According to the Miami-Dade County Corrections Department, Mr. Boi (real name Antwan Patton) was charged with three counts of possession of a controlled substance and one count of possession of drug paraphernalia.

The controlled substances were listed as ecstasy pills, MDMA powder and Viagra.

According to the Miami-Dade County Corrections Department, all charges are felonies.

Law enforcement sources tell us he was busted by customs and border patrol dogs as he was exiting a cruise ship. We're told Big Boi didn't have a prescription for the Viagra.

He was booked into jail at 1:35 PM ET. He was held on $16,000 bond, but was released this afternoon.

New Clooney GF!!!

From People

hey met in 2006 at an Oscars party. George Clooney told her he'd seen her on Dancing with the Stars. The woman, Stacy Keibler, was flattered he knew who she was – and a bit confused.

"It's so funny," she told PEOPLE at the time. "George Clooney came up to me, and he was like, 'You're so great. You should win.' And I said, 'You watch Dancing with the Stars?' "

Now, five years later, the leggy blonde, who is also a former WWE star, is the subject of romance rumors swirling around the recently single, seasoned bachelor.

Clooney, 50, who announced his split from Italian TV host Elisabetta Canalis in June, has been clocking in time with Keibler, 31, a source tells PEOPLE.

Tabloids first buzzed about a possible new lady love in the Oscar winner's life when reports surfaced that the two enjoyed each other's company at Clooney's Lake Como villa in early July.

"I'm in heaven," Keibler Tweeted July 8. The gushing continued: "I am the luckiest girl in the world," she added the next day.

But follow-up Tweets suggested the reported Italian getaway wasn't so one-on-one. "Our whole villa, 19 of us, are on a day trip," she Tweeted July 13. She added, "You can't believe anything you read and only half of what you see!"

A source tells PEOPLE that the two "have run into each other this summer." But another source adds that they have only been "spending time together" over the last few weeks and are having "fun" – not dating. "It's not just a friendship at this point," the source says.

Clooney has been promoting his upcoming political drama, The Ides of March, and otherwise staying off the radar.

Couture Baby

Can anyone really be surprised that stylist to the stars Rachel Zoe would not only have a decked out Bugaboo Missoni limited edition stroller ($1400) but a monogrammed Louis Vuitton diaper bag ($1000), use her Chanel purse as a diaper bag and a custom made pair of Casadei Italian shoes. 

Michael Kors Tying The Knot

Michael Kors, designer and my favourite Project Runway judge applied for a marriage license with his longtime partner Lance Lepere.  The two met over 20 years ago and have been waiting for marriage to be legal in their home state of New York.

"Lance and I are very excited to finally be able to have the opportunity to marry in our home state after many years together," the Project Runway judge, 51, says. The bill legalizing same-sex marriage in New York passed in the senate in June

So should friends and family start combing their closets for the perfect outfit? "We have no plans for a major party," Kors says. "But we will be getting married privately."

Mr. Bean Is A Badass

Who knew Mr. Bean was a badass?  Actor Rowan Atkinson who has made the bumbling Brit a international comedy sensation without uttering one word had a horrible car accident Thursday.  Atkinson totaled his McLaren F1 supercar in England the car, is worth $1.2 million and holds the record for the fastest car in the world with the ability to reach speeds up to 230 mph or 370 kmh with only about 100 in existence making it so valuable.  Rowan only suffered a minor shoulder injury and the car is a complete write-off. 

DUNZO!!!

Man, that was quick.  Two months after the started VERY quietly dating Ryan Reynolds and Charlize Theron have called it quits.  Well, if you go with "sources close to the couple" Ryan quit Charlize.  We were first tipped off about the relationship after Ryan was spotted was leaving Charlize's house.  that newly divorced Ryan Reynolds, 34, ended his brief summer fling with Charlize Theron, 36, in late July. "He only wanted something casual, but she's in a rush to settle down, have kids and start a family since she's getting older."


The source adds that the actress "didn't take it very well when he broke it off. She knows deep down that it wouldn't have worked, but she is pretty bummed out about it all." Set up by mutual pals, the former neighbors (who had known each other for several years) realized they had a spark from the beginning. But Theron's family focus, compounded with conflicting schedules, forced Reynolds to end it. "They're both too busy," a Theron pal tells Us of the long-distance couple. "And they were hardly ever together anyway.

I find pretty coincidental the news is breaking JUST before Ryan's new movie comes out.  Hollywood lies?  

Poor Harry

Desperate Housewives is the ONLY show he watches religiously and it looks like the upcoming 7th season is the last one. 

From the Associated Press

The "Desperate Housewives" of Wisteria Lane might want to get their affairs in order.

According to a person familiar with ABC's plans for the drama, next season will be its last. The person spoke on condition of anonymity because the network and producers hadn't authorized public comment.

ABC, which is scheduled to discuss its fall schedule at a news conference Sunday, declined comment.

"Desperate Housewives," a glossy prime-time soap opera with an ensemble cast including Terri Hatcher and Eva Longoria, made a pop-culture and ratings splash when it premiered in 2004 but has seen its audience dwindle. There's been off-screen drama as well, with former cast member Nicolette Sheridan suing over her departure.

Its creator, Marc Cherry, isn't returning to produce next season's episodes of "Desperate Housewives."

What Do You Expect?

Earlier this summer we learned that the father of Linda Evangelista's son Augustin James is Salma Hayek's husband Henri Pinault a French businessman if you missed that click here.  Linda has recently filed a petition for child support.  Linda is asking for one of the largest support orders in the history of family court.  But, what else would you expect from the woman who was famous for saying "She doesn't wake up for less than $10,000" at the height of her modeling career. 

From The NY Post

Supermodel Linda Evangelista is asking for $46,000 per month in child support from French billionaire Francois Henri-Pinault, the father of Augustin James, her 4-year-old son.  Evangelista, 46, arrived at Manhattan family court on Monday to argue her case; Support Magistrate Matthew Troy called the request "probably the largest support order in the history of the Family Court."


Pinault, 49, is the CEO of Pinault-Printemps-Redoute, a Paris-based congolmerate that owns Gucci, Yves St. Laurent and Bottega Veneta; his family is worth an estimated $11.5 billion.
Evangelista's lawyer argued that monthly sum -- totaling $552,000 a year -- would cover costs for round-the-clock nannies, drivers and security detail to keep little Augustin well-adjusted and safe.

Although he dismissed her demand for $7500 in vacation expenses, the judge largely sided with Evangelista, noting, "these are the extraordinary expenses that may be a part of the child's life."
The supermodel herself explained her hectic professional life in court. "When I work, it can be a 16-hour day...on days when I do not work, I am working on my image," she said, noting appointments at the gym and the salon.

Out & About

What you thought they were over?  Proving that they're still very much a couple Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively were spotted out on the streets of NYC Sunday.  Definitely different than the European jaunt of yachting we saw them partaking in earlier this summer. 


Currently shooting the fifth season of Gossip Girl in the Big Apple, Lively , 23, peddled alongside DiCaprio, 35. In a sunglasses and a straw hat, the actress had tied up the bottom of her dark beige dress for the bike ride; DiCaprio was even more casual in a white T-shirt, slouchy cargo pants and cross-trainers.


Also along for the ride? Actor and DiCaprio bestie Lukas Haas. Lively and DiCaprio were last seen (but not photographed) shopping for sunglasses at Solstice Sunglass Boutique in Santa Barbra, Calif. on July 20. "They seemed very much in love," says the store owner.

Glowing

Looking gorgeous as ever Nia Long was spotted by our good friends at The YBF. 

The 40-year-old actress revealed that her current pregnancy was actually unplanned.


"I was supposed to go to Ghana to do a film and that's when I found out I was pregnant," Long told reporters. "I had a doctor's appointment to get the yellow fever shot and they were like, 'Miss Long, we can't give you a shot.'"  Once doctors informed Long that she was expecting, "I almost fainted. It was the best moment and the sweetest surprise ever.

(This will be the actress' first child with professional basketball player Ime Udoka, 33; she has a 10-year-old son, Massai Jr., with ex-boyfriend Massai Z. Dorsey.)  Now that she's eating for two, Long has developed some new food preferences. "I'm craving salt like crazy," "I'm usually more of a chocolate girl, but I haven't been craving sweets.

"I was so horribly sick for four and a half months," Long told Us. "Now I have energy, besides a little heartburn here and there, and I'm doing excellent. The baby is huge!"

Too Little Too Late

I never and I mean NEVER watched The Hills.  But, unfortunately I was more than aware of Heidi and Spencer's existence.  Since The Hills was cancelled and Heidi had 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day.  We haven't heard much from them (thankfully).  Well, Heidi and Spencer are admitting that they were wrong about reality fame and admit they're broke. 

From Newser

he famewhoring and ridiculous antics of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag finally backfired, leaving them broke and forced to live rent-free at Spencer's parents' house. (Although, it is a Santa Barbara beach house, so don't feel too sorry for them.) They explain to the Daily Beast how it all went wrong:

• They thought that living a fake life in front of the cameras (for example: Through it all, they never actually broke up) would pay off for them in the long run, but it turns out "you can be too famous," Spencer says. "Reality TV is not a career." His antics for the camera made him so widely detested he can't find a job, and is considering going back to school. Heidi has been appearing on a reality competition show.
• Spencer says they never truly had any money, because they spent it as quickly as they got it. A whopping $2 million went toward hiring writers, producers, and engineers for Heidi's failed music endeavor.
• "I probably spent a million dollars on suits and fancy clothes,” Spencer says. “My whole million-dollar wardrobe—I would never wear that again. They’re props. Everything we were doing, we were buying props."

• Along those same lines, he adds, "I bought a big blue monster truck just to drive it on The Hills for an episode. Never drove it again.”
• A lot of money went toward Heidi's plastic surgery "addiction." Now, she says, "If I could go back, I wouldn’t do it."
• Nowadays, they read a lot of books, watch a lot of movies, and "do a lot of laundry," as Heidi says. They don't go out much, spend time training their dogs, and eat, according to Spencer, "tacos and burritos."
• “I thought when this was all over, I could get on an interview and say, ‘It was all entertainment,'" says Spencer, who acknowledges he was wrong. As for Heidi, she thought she could be like Kim Kardashian: But "my ego got too big," she says. "To think I could be someone like that when I was the most hated girl ever.”

She's Pretty Damn Sure

Ryan Phillipe's ex girlfriend Alexis Knapp gave birth July 1st and she gave the baby Ryan's last name! Confused? In shock? You should read this blog more often then click here to catch up.

It's still unknown whether or not Ryan Phillippe is the father of ex-girlfriend Alexis Knapp's newborn daughter. The child, born on July 1, is named Kailani Merizalde Phillippe Knapp. Given the same middle name as her mom, 21, half of the last name is shared with Reese Witherspoon's ex-husband, 36.

Although Phillippe is included as part of the last name, the section of the certificate that officially lists the baby's father is left blank. Phillippe has yet to comment on matters, but he was by Knapp's side in the hospital for the delivery.

Shortest Mat Leave EVER!!!

Lauryn Hill gave birth July 25th and is already back at work.  She performed this weekend in  L.A. at the Rising Music Festival.  This is a huge difference from her 5 other pregnancies where she practically disappeared after their births'.  Still no word on who the baby's father is.  I'm going to go on record now and say he's either a musician or an artist. 

Sex Shop Fun

From The National Enquirer

Sexy rocker Rihanns turned the kinky portrayal of sadomasochist sex on her chart-topping “S&M” into reality, whispers My Canuck Spy – who spotted Star Vixen hand-in-hand with old flame DRAKE at Wicked Wanda’s Adult Emporium in Ottawa (my hometown BTW), where she cracked whips, then spent $1,000-plus on handcuffs, a riding crop/whip, bustier, pasties, boots, edible undies, collar and leash, spandex hood and…a chocolate penis!

All this follows a pic from TMZ with two getting close when RiRi was on tour in Canada.

The Date Is Set

Kim Kardashian and that guy she's marrying sent out their wedding invitations.  Saturday August 20th 2011 it will all go down in Montecito, California.  For the record, my loving husband correctly predicted the date and I mean the EXACT date.  Vera Wang is the confirmed dress designer and Kim and her fiance were spotted out this past week tasting cakes.

Fun fact: Oprah owns a home is Montecito and the story goes that she was looking in the area by helicopter (of course) spotted a house that she wanted to buy and was informed by the real estate agent that isn't wasn't for sale.  Lady O reportedly offered the owner twice the value of the home that "wasn't for sale" mmhmmm...if that isn't F U money I don't know what is. 

BUSTED!

Samantha Ronson was arrested Monday morning at 10:30 a.m. outside of Baker, Calif. for driving under the influence.

According to a law enforcement officer, the 33-year-old DJ was driving her black Porsche Targa 89 m.p.h. in a 70 m.p.h. zone. "Speed was why she was stopped, but she was arrested on [two] misdemeanors of driving under the influence," an officer told Us. "When she was stopped, she showed signs of being impaired. [The officer] gave her balance tests and she showed signs of alcohol intoxication."


Ronson, who famously dated Lindsay Lohan off and on from 2008 to 2009, was alone at the time of the arrest. "She was friendly and talkative," an officer said. "She was cooperative throughout the whole ordeal."

Ronson "admitted she had consumed alcohol early [that] morning or late last night, and was on her way home [from Las Vegas]" according to an officer. "She went to bed and got up this morning and was on her way home."
She was released from the San Bernadino Sheriff's office at 5:30 p.m.

Rapid Recap-Summer Edition

Kate Hudson and Victoria Beckham gave birth

Ryan Reynolds  and Charlize Theron are dating ?!

Uncle Jesse & Bridget Jones went to Disneyland?!

Ted Danson is the new lead on CSI

Kris Jenner got freshened up for Kim's wedding

J.Lo and her Skeletor split

Jonah Hill dropped weight

Natalie Portman's baby dad is already cashing in
 
So, the Glee kids aren't out of work?  I really wish someone would make up their minds

Amy Wineshouse passed away at 27 and her friend Russell Brand wrote a beautiful letter

Lauryn Hill admits that Rohan Marley is not the father of her sixth child

Back On The Block

Hi Guys!

Did you miss me?  I missed you.  *peeks through, hands* I honestly thought I was going to stop blogging.  I really felt like I needed a break and was exploring some new things and hobbies.  Believe it or not it take quite a bit of time to peruse and get the best stories to post here.  So, hopefully, I've made a schedule that I can keep and show you all the respect you deserve when you stop by to get the latest water cooler gossip.

I'm going to do a rapid recap for anyone interested in what they may have missed.  If you are mad at me feel free to throw rocks. 

Kiss & Tell

From Fabulous via Rhymes With Snitch


Usher tells Fabulous

"Companionship is important - every man should have a woman to make him better. I'm dating at the moment - not anyone in particular, but I have a few people I'm interested in.

"Rihanna is beautiful. But she's not necessarily on my hit list - she's like my sister right now. Or cousin - we have kissed."

On To The Next One

Just before the holiday weekend Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds finalized their divorce.  Meanwhile Scarlett's rebound Sean Penn was stepping out with his new lady in Malibu.  Over a month after ending his five-month relationship with Johansson, 26, the Oscar winner, 50, went shirtless in the sand and surf for the patriotic holiday. At the surprisingly buff star's side? New girlfriend Stacey Koplin.  Here's hoping Koplin fares better than Johansson. Early last month, an insider said that Penn broke up with Johansson because he didn't want anything "serious" since his 2010 divorce from Robin Wright.

Breakups to Makeups

Justin TImberlake and Jesscica Biel have quietly started seeing each other again after splitting in March.  It's rumoured that Jessica always wanted to get back together and Justin realized that single life isn't all that.  I knew this was a dirty lie and didn't bother posting it. 

On July 3, the couple shared pork tacos at the Black Hoof restaurant in Toronto. But another insider cautions reconciliation won't be easy and adds that for now, "they're just spending time together and taking things slowly.

**Prediction...they'll be married within the next 3-4 years OR break up for good by the end of the year and that breakup won't be so nice** Hold me to it.

Kim Kardashian Responds to Casey Anthony Verdict

From HuffPost

Like the rest of us Kim Kardashian was closely watching the Casey Anthony murder trial.
When the verdict came back "not guilty" Kardashian tweeted her disbelief:
The Twitterverse seems to have some misplaced anger and they're taking it out on Kim, whose late father Robert Kardashian defended O.J. Simpson in his trial for the murder of his wife Nicole Brown Simpson.
Is it ironic that Kim was shocked? Twitter seems to think so:

Guys click the HuffPost for the actual story and you can click through some people responses to the irony of Kim's tweet.

New Couple Alert?

Pete Wentz,32 was spotted with actress Michelle Trachtenberg, 25 in NYC grabbing coffee.  Pete and Michelle dated before his started dating and eventually married Ashlee Simpson.  So could the be rekindling? Or is it just two friends reconnecting?  Only time will tell.

Their outing comes shortly after Simpson was romantically linked to Boardwalk Empire star Vincent Piazza.

Despite their estrangement, there appears to be no bad blood between the parents as they took son Bronx to lunch in Studio City, Calif., recently.

Trachtenberg's rep had no comment while Wentz's was unavailable.

Karma Is Real People...

Chris Hansen a reporter for NBC who is well known for the To Catch A Predator specials on Dateline.  Where sting operations for online child predators are documented.  Well, this weekend Chris was the subject of an undercover sting.  He was caught cheating on his wife in Florida with a NBC news affiliate 21 years younger than him in Florida where he is on assignment investigating the disappearance of James 'Jimmy T' Trindade.  Hansen is married with 2 children and lives in Connecticut.

The Enquirer says that they have footage of Hansen out with Caddell, having dinner at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Manalapan, Florida, and then returning for the night to her Palm Beach apartment.  Before you start judging my sources The National Enquirer broke the John Edwards story and they had it all right.

She Finally Pulled The Trigger

Maria Shriver has officially filed to end her 25 year marriage to Arnold Schwarzenegger.  TMZ reports.

TMZ broke the story Friday that Maria filed for divorce and the division of property is yet to be determined. Because there is no prenup, under California law, all earnings and other property acquired during the marriage is considered community property, which means a 50/50 split.

Arnold's worth is estimated at $300 million, while Maria's is around $100 million.  Since the couple has been married for a quarter century and it's probably impossible to separate what they each had before they tied the knot, it's likely the entire pot of money will be considered community property.

But here's the twist.  This divorce will never go to trial. It is going to settle out of court, and nothing requires Arnold and Maria to agree on a 50/50 split. Typically in these cases, there's a lot of horse trading ... Maria gets this house, Arnold gets that one, etc.

Maria's lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser, and Arnold's attorney, Bob Kaufman, will be hashing out the property settlement agreement -- probably for months.

One final point.  We will never know the terms of the final property settlement agreement, because it's going to be confidential.  Standard operating procedure for high-profile divorces.

Glee Shocker

 

Say Sayonara to Trouty Mouth!


After sending out a cryptic tweet while out on the Glee Live tour. "Well it's been a good year. Too bad its over. Time for summer and starting fresh," the actor tweeted. The creators of Glee have confirmed that Chord Overstreet will not be returning as a regular cast member for season 3 this fall.  With Overstreet leaving it looks like Darren Criss who plays Blaine (swoon) and Harry Shum, Jr who plays Mike Chang will be upgraded to to regulars.  Definitely going to miss Sam and I'm also annoyed as in the season finale it was revealed he was and Mercedes were dating.  I guess the #MercedesNeedsABF campaign is back on. (sigh).  Show creator Ryan Murphy says that Sam may return as a guest from time to time as a guest.

As for some of the original cast Lea Michele (Rachel Berry), Cory Monteith (Finn Hudson) and Chris Colfer (Curt Hummel) their characters will be graduating and leaving McKinley High.  I'm already sad about not having Curt or Rachel's crazy.


In Memoriam of Trouty Mouth aka Sam Evans

Where's Maury Povich When You Need Him?

Supermodel Linda Evangelista conceived her son with Salma Hayek's husband, the New York Post reports. According to the paper, the Manhattan magistrate's court action confirms that French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault is the father of Evangelista's 4-year-old son, Augustin James.

Pinault, 49, and Hayek, 44, welcomed daughter Valentina Paloma Pinault in September 2007. The duo later wed on Valentine's Day 2009 in Paris. Pinault has two other children from a previous marriage.


When Evangelista, 46, gave birth to Augustin in October 2006, she refused to name his biological father.
The New York Post claims that Evangelista and Pinault conceived their son in early 2006, when Pinault was separated from Hayek. The actress and Pinault broke up again in July 2008 but ultimately reconciled.

I'm Bringing MySpace Back

Justin Timberlake is part of an investment group that has purchased MySpace for $35million.  It's not known how much of a stake that Timberlake has in the social network but, the new myspace aims to focus on music.

"There's a need for a place where fans can go to interact with their favorite entertainers, listen to music, watch videos, share and discover cool stuff and just connect. Myspace has the potential to be that place,” Timberlake said in a statement.

"Art is inspired by people and vice versa, so there's a natural social component to entertainment. I'm excited to help revitalize Myspace by using its social media platform to bring artists and fans together in one community."
Timberlake will have an executive title at MySpace, to be revealed later this summer

Ryan Phillippe Out With Pregnant Ex

Back in March the news broke that Ryan Phillippe may have a new baby on the way from a very short relationship (click here ) if you missed that.  He and Amanda Seyfried have since called it quits.


From US Magazine

Dutiful dad-to-be?
On Monday, Ryan Phillippe was photographed in Los Angeles for the very first time with Alexis Knapp, his very pregnant ex-girlfriend. Phillippe and the model-actress, who dated on and off last year, were snapped picking up cold beverages at a Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf before heading into an obstetrician's office. Phillippe, 36, then dropped off the first-time mom-to-be, 21, at her home.


Back in March, Us Weekly was first to break news that Knapp was expecting -- and had announced to pals that ex Phillippe (they split for good in September 2010) was the father.
The Lincoln Lawyer actor (dad to Ava, 11, and Deacon, 7, with ex-wife Reese Witherpsoon) has  remained mum his ex's talked-about pregnancy. "He doesn't know if he's the father," one insider told Us, adding that he plans to take a paternity test. "If it's his, he'll take responsibility."


So Undercover star Knapp, meanwhile is "really excited to be a mom," another insider said.


She has similarly not spoken publicly about her baby-to-be, who is reportedly due soon. "Alexis has maintained her silence and will continue to do so," her rep told Us in March. "She continues to appreciate the love and support of her family and friends."

Spiltsville!!!

After 2 years of dating Elisabetta Canalis and George Clooney have called it quits.  The new comes about 3 weeks after she told a magazine that she sees marriage her future but, for now she's happy.  Everyone knows that George Clooney, 50 has sworn off marriage after a short 4 year marriage that ended 1993. 

The 32-year-old Italian model "is very down in the dumps," her mother, Bruna, tells the Italian edition of Vanity Fair. "I've spoken to her, and she is very sad, but these things happen."  Elisabetta's dad admits he's bummed that the handsome American movie star won't be joining the family. "He certainly would have made a good son-in-law, but it's my daughter who has to decide."

Italian Vanity Fair also reports that Canalis recently stopped by Clooney's Villa Oleandra home in Lake Como to clear out her things. "She had her dog with her and was smoking a lot," one witness said.

Katy Perry & Russell Brand's New Crib

The sprawling estate may look familiar to TV fans: It was featured on season one of The Bachelor! Perry, 26, and Brand, 35, purchased the property from Daniel Lakin, the former CEO of National Lampoon, who was sentenced to 45 months in prison for stock manipulation charges.


Built in 1925, the Spanish-style home is a staggering 8,835 square feet and features nine bathrooms, a guest house, a home cinema, a grotto-style swimming pool, stain-glass windows and more.